Dirty Sign Language
A farmer drives his tractor away from the homestead when half a mile later his brake cable snaps. He sees his wife on the porch and manages to catch her attention but is unable to make her hear what he is shouting...
Self-medication is Dangerous
A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there. A little kid passes by and tells him the gas station is closed because everyone is a the funeral of the owner`s daughter...
Stronger with Age
Bill goes to visit his doctor on his birthday, a look of concern quite evident on his face. The doctor says, "Hey there, Bill. What seems to be the problem?"
"Well, Doc," Bill replies...
Sex Injury
It was their 50th wedding anniversary and the elderly couple, in their 70`s, decided to relive the honeymoon. When they arrived at the hotel where they had stayed that first night they found the lobby full of people...
Charging For Sex
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated...
Strange and Unexplained Phenomenon
Karuna Shankar from Rampur, UP claimed that his piece of land sinks down by 2 inches in the winter season and rises to the original level in the summers. National Survey of India were unable to...
Smart Plumbing Service
A plumber was called to woman`s apartment in New York to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived, he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite beautiful and during the course of the afternoon the two became...
First Erection!
Once upon a time there was a young redneck by the name of Jack. Jack lived and worked on a farm with the farmer, the farmer`s wife and their daughter Mabel. One fine day as Jack was attending to his daily chores...
Sex With Ostrich
A man has been shipwrecked on a desert island for ten years. Then one day he is down at the shoreline when he spots a ship on the horizon. He frantically waves his arms and jumps up and down shouting, until he spies...
What's In A Name?
A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them...
