Golf Resort Vacation
A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun. He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck...
Dying of Excitement
Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aayi. Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Baat Batayi Toh Kahin Khushi Ke Mare Heart Attack Hi Na Aa Jaye. Toh Company Ne Apne Sabse Intelligent, Talented, Bilkul Seedhe-Saade...
It Feels Good!
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: "Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She`s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite...
Who's Got the Biggest Dick?
Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband`s fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man. So, she walked...
How to Stop a Headache
Two housewives were drinking coffee together. "On my way over here," said Louise, "I developed an awful headache. Do you have any good remedies?"
Her friend Martha responded, "When I get a headache...
Screw and Bolt!
On the first day of the school term the shop teacher was surprised to see a rather proper-looking young lady sitting in the front row of his classroom. Her name was Emily and she was the only girl to sign up for the woodwork...
Go Forth and Multiply
Mrs. Johnson, the Christian school math teacher, was having children do problems on the blackboard. She was constantly trying to incorporate Christian themes in the classroom, but was having trouble making it work for math...
What Is Reunion?
Reunion is when Akhil gets up in the morning and tells his wife he is going to work. Instead he goes to his neighbour Paul's wife to make love to her. Her husband Paul comes and knocks on the door...
Poor Choice of Words
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf...
Tharki Trainee Surgeon
A young trainee surgeon asks his Prof, "Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don`t seem to be getting confident at the job?"
And the Prof patiently answers, "Son, have you seen the hot nurses...
