Mature Jokes

Two women friends had gone for a girls` night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee...

A woman is lying in the road after being run over. The driver of the car that knocked her down comes to her aid. "Are you all right?" he asks.
"You`re just a blur," she says, "so my sight is...

Paddy decided to go rabbit hunting, but when he got to his favorite field, he saw the village priest was already there. Paddy watched with fascination as the priest held his finger over the rabbit hole...

A very large blonde woman and a very large brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop.... "Just great," the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is in the flower shop...

A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations...

Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male masturbation: jerking off, wanking, spanking the monkey, and so on...

Three boys were sitting on a fence talking. One of the little boys says to the other, "If you could have your body covered in anything, what would it be?"
After thinking for a while the boy answers...

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won`t stop staring at her...

A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a `fun house`. The guy says to the cabbie..

A Christian family, comprising mom, dad and daughter were sitting around the dinner table with the reverend of their church as their honored guest.

The mom told her daughter to start off the prayer so...