Reliving The Honeymoon
It was their 50th wedding anniversary and the elderly couple, in their 70`s, decided to relive the honeymoon. When they arrived at the hotel where they had stayed that first night they found the lobby full of people...
The Best Thing Yu've Ever Put in Your Mouth
Two black gals are shuffling down the road, when the older one asks the younger one, "Honey Chil`... how old is you??"
The younger gal just shook her head and said sadly, "Don` know fo` sho...
Standing Up Sex
A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for their religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks, "Rabbi, we realize...
An Interesting Sex Fact
A family was all together recently, just hanging around. The sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book, which she then read aloud, "Did you know that a woman`s breasts...
One in The Family is Enough!
A lawyer went to a remote village and stayed at the local inn for a few days. While he was there, he had an affair with the innkeeper`s young daughter. A few months later he was back at the inn again, and...
Piece of Cake
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I`ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you`re finished...
Male Anatomy
A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor, "What`s that thing hanging between my husbands legs?"
The doctor replies...
Seeing Her Naked For The First Time
A guy on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife, "Geez, I never realized you had such big breasts."
The wife gets all upset and throws him out...
What's In The Name?
A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give...
Loan Payback Sex
A street-wise stunningly beautiful, well stacked blonde walked into a bank and asked to see the manager about a loan. When seated in his office, she said, "Look! Before we get started on this, I heard a story...
