Mature Jokes

These three men went into business together and the first one said, 'I put up sixty-five percent of the capital, so I'm the president and chairman of the board.'
'I put up thirty percent of the money,' said the second, 'so I'm...

Banta was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing for him to do except play with himself. After many years, even that became so monotonous that he couldn't even get an erection...

Newly married Banta and Preeto decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. Preeto did not want to get pregnant and requested Banta to...

Santa, his wife, Jeeto, and their seven-year-old son, Pappu, walk into an ice-cream shop.
Santa says, 'I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla...

Banta needs a bull to service his buffaloes but needs to borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. Banta complains that...

'How did the accident happen?' asked the doctor.
'Well,' explained Banta, 'I was making love to my girlfriend on the living room rug when...

Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks when Santa asked Banta, 'Tell me Banta, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?'
Banta replies, 'Shit no...

One day when Santa comes home, Preeto, says, 'I have to go out and buy some meat so give me 100 bucks.'
'Hundred! Are you crazy? Come upstairs to the bathroom...

Banta and a beautiful looking woman are on an elevator. Banta taps the woman on the shoulder and asks, 'Can I smell your cunt?...