Dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.
On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner...
Drunk Santa
Santa walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. He staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a taxi called for him.
Santa is briefly surprised then...
Childbirth !
Santa`s son was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, Jeeto, 'How was I born?'
'Well dear...' said the embarrassed Jeeto, 'the stork brought you to us.'
'Oh,' said the boy, 'and how did you and...
Amazing ball
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, when Banta, a salesman, runs up to him and yells, 'Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!'
The golfer, annoyed, says, 'What is it?'
'It`s a special golf ball,' says Banta. 'You can never...
Self Defense
Santa was not the brightest guy around. Every day, when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.
Finally, Santa decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route, but also take some self-defense...
Appointment
Banta`s wife, Preeto, and kids all came down with the flu. Upon returning home from the pediatrician`s office with his four kids, he turned his attention to his ailing wife.
After preparing some chicken soup for her, he picked up the phone to call her doctor.
The receptionist picked up and...
Guard dog!
Banta and his wife, Preeto, lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors` houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So Preeto went to the pet store and said, 'I need a good guard dog.'
The clerk replied, 'Sorry, we`re all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But, he...
Religious Santa
A very religious man, Santa, lived right next door to Banta, an atheist. Santa prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord.
However, Banta`s life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas Santa`s...
Expensive doctor!
Santa goes to consult a famous specialist about his medical problem.
'How much do I owe you?'
'My fee is Rs 500,' replies the physician.
'Five hundred? That`s impossible.'
'In your case,' the doctor replies, 'I suppose I could adjust my fee to Rs 300.'
'Three hundred for one visit...
Joggers
Banta had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city`s major jogging routes.
No sooner had he settled back to snooze when...