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~ Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
