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Research shows that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20-minute jog.
So, now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers! -
What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day! -
Boss: You are late again! Do you know what that means?
Employee: Yes! It means the traffic is getting worse every day. -
Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
Today I also learned that I am above average! -
I always tell my kids, no matter what, always do whatever their heart tells them to do.
But also check with their mother first to see if it's OK with her! -
Salons always have hair on the floor.
Garages always have oil on the floor.
Banks, what is your problem? -
What do you mean that a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? -
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
They say he will be given a tough sentence! -
Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
And alcohol makes you forget any of that crap! -
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