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~ SocratesMy advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -
~ Britt EklandThe ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find. -
~ Winston ChurchillI like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -
~ Steve MaraboliSometimes in the quest for enlightenment the only thing that gets lighter is your wallet. -
~ Mason CooleyWhen you can't figure out what to do, it's time for a nap. -
~ Shashi TharoorAn Indian without horoscope is like an American without a credit card. -
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~ Jackie MasonMoney is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. -
~ Henry KissingerThere cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. -
~ John GlennThere is still no cure for the common birthday. -
~ Oscar WildeIn all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
