Who called him a gardener, and not Gulshan Grower? |
Sometimes I wonder, why it is called 'Dahej' and not 'BahuMulya'! |
Pehle Lakdi Ki Gudiya Hua Karti Thi. Ab To 'Dolby Digital' Milne Lagi Hain! |
I promised her to gift a Smirnoff. Main Apne Vodka Pakka Hun! |
Saw a line of Hyundai Sonatas parked on an empty road. Asked someone there "Itna Sonata Kyon Hai Bhai"! |
When in Chennai, many North Indians wonder... "Ye Kaahan Aa Gaye Hum, Yun Hi South South Chalte"! |
I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. "AALSI them later"! |
Weight loss frustration... "Pran Jaaye Par Wajan Na Jaaye"! |
A daughter is the perfect child. A son is just a Beta version! |
She is Libra, I am Leo, Hamari Jodi Kuch Gemini! |