Whoever said "your harshest critic is yourself" obviously wasn't married! |
I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry! |
My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems: 1. Nothing to wear 2. No place to keep all her clothes |
Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags! |
My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else! |
Guys, once you're married, your right to like or comment on other women's pictures on social media ceases. Offenders will have to face serious repercussions! |
If you hate your job, the solution is simple. Get married. You'll not only love your job but also look forward to spending more time there! |
My wife always has a PowerPoint presentation kept ready in case someone asks her what's wrong with me! |
What does Dad do to remain married? Keeps Mum! |
Pro Tip: Guys, an important part of being a good husband is waiting for your wife in the car for a long time. Very. Long. Time. |