Sometimes our life has to be completely shaken up, changed, and rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be! |
When you fully trust someone without any doubt, you get one of these two results: A person for life or A lesson for life! |
They say wives don't accept their mistakes. My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, "I have made a big mistake by marrying you!" |
According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father. That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings! |
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes. If I had any loose-fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! |
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of them never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them! |
In a Church: Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil? Father: No son, you are married! |
Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter! |
My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down. Told her it's because I can't stand doing it! |
Whoever said "your harshest critic is yourself" obviously wasn't married! |