Got my second shot now. . . . . . . . Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot! |
If after the lockdown you were given 2 options: Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose? Whiskey or Beer |
I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted! |
Warning: Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it! |
Got drunk yesterday and puked in the elevator on my way back home. It was disgusting on so many levels! |
Pro Tip: Always buy more alcohol than you think is necessary. It's better to be safe than sober! |
In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too! |
It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop! |
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already! |
Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein, Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein! Happy Holi! |