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Baari Barsi Khatan Geya Si... Khat Ke Liyanda 'Hello';
Je Kuch 'Send' Nahi Karna Ta Mobile Nu Bunnd Ch Le Lo! -
![Boy: Meeh Painda Ganneaa Te, Ni Ik Dandi Vadd Lain De Apne Sohne Mummya Te!<br />
Girl: Meeh Painda Vattyan Te, Ik Diyan Do Vadd Layi Mere Bapu De Tatteyan Te!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Meeh Painda Ganneaa Te, Ni Ik Dandi Vadd Lain De Apne Sohne Mummya Te!
Girl: Meeh Painda Vattyan Te, Ik Diyan Do Vadd Layi Mere Bapu De Tatteyan Te! -
![PUNJABI style propose:<br />
Boy: I love you.<br />
Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.<br />
Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri!]()
Upload to Facebook PUNJABI style propose:
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.
Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri! -
![Santa was advising his son, on dinning table, `Oye Pappu, Boti Kha Boti, Lulli Waddi Hoyegi.`<br/>
Jeeto (Sharmandey Huey) to Santa: Tussi Vi Te Khao Ji!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa was advising his son, on dinning table, "Oye Pappu, Boti Kha Boti, Lulli Waddi Hoyegi."
Jeeto (Sharmandey Huey) to Santa: Tussi Vi Te Khao Ji! -
Chad Geya Poh;
Bachan Ge Oh;
Jehde Saun Ge Do! -
Suhaag Raat nu Santa apni wohti nu, "Jaanu, Honeymoon to kithe jaana hai?"
Jeeto Sharmandi huyi, "Jithe Tussi Lai chalo, Mein tan deni hai... Aithe vi te Othe vi! -
![Height of Misunderstanding:<br />
Banta: You're such a 'foodie'.<br />
Santa: Tu Fuddi, Saale Bhenchod...]()
Upload to Facebook Height of Misunderstanding:
Banta: You're such a 'foodie'.
Santa: Tu Fuddi, Saale Bhenchod... -
Sundarta Eh Nahi Ke:
Nave Kapde Pane;
Nave Joote Pane;
Smart Lagna;
Balki Sundarta Ta Andro Hundi Hai!
Islayi
Phullan Wali Panty Paya Karo! -
Laura was betrayed by a close friend. I think she learnt her 'lassun'! -
French Girl to her husband: I'm so horny, let's make love!
German girl to her husband: I'm so drunk, let's make love!
American Girl to her husband: I saw porn today, I'm ready to make love!
Punjabi Girl to her husband: Aaj Main Seer Tay Tel Lagya Hoya Hai, Jay Kuchh Karna Hai Te Kar Lo, Main Eko Waar Nahaan Jaawan Gee!
