Wrong Signal
Mum is working in the kitchen when Dad enters for the first time in the mood in years. "Mum ... get into bed," he says.
She takes off her apron, puts all the ingredients and...
The Golf Hunter
The mistress of an English manor had just hired a new house maid, an Irish lass, straight out of the country. The first day she was dusting in the Smoking room where the Master of the house sat reading....
Birth Control Methods
There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor`s office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one farm gal. The counselor asked...
15 Inch Ka Ghoda
Santa Ke Pass 15 Inch Ka Bada Chota Aur Pyara Sa Ghoda Thha. Uske Khas Dost Banta Ne Usko Dekha Aur Puchha: Yaar Itna Pyara Ghoda Kaha Se Liya?
Santa: Yaar Vo Udhar Jheel Ke Paas Ek...
It's Not a Problem
"Let us assume," said the professor, "that you are aboard a small craft alone in the Pacific, and you spot a vessel approaching you with several thousand sex-starved sailors on board...
The Prostate Exam
Larry went to his urologist for his exam but was surprised to learn his doctor had a new partner, a gorgeous female urologist. She explained that she was going to handle his prostate exam. "Larry, please lie on your right side...
Peacock Tears!
What did the croc say to the peacock?
Learn to fake it like me...
Overcharge!
Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any chance of contact, which could happen pretty easily, since he had been...
THINK ABOUT IT!
Men who can answer `Yes` to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage:
In the kitchen...
Downsizing!!!
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning. He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the next Monday. He`s really upset. Everyone in his department does...
