Red and Green Rings
Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor`s waiting room. They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his `you know what` and the other one had a green ring...
The Pharmacists' Convention
The madam had assembled some of her girls for the men in town for the pharmacists` convention. "This is Dolores," she smiled, "for $250 I can promise you an exciting evening starting with a hot tub...
A Well Hung Swimmer
Scene: The finish line of the famous Venice Canal swim race. A newspaper reporter is interviewing Pierre, who was favored to win the race. Reporter asks, "Pierre, you were favored to win today`s Venice Canal race by...
The Irish Wedding Brawl
A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got drunk and the bride`s and groom`s families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking...
Power Of A Praying Woman
Husband tells wife that he is going for a 3 day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, "Darling, let`s pray together before you leave."
Husband says, "Yes...
Love, Greek Style!
A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. He waves to her, and much to his surprise, she winks back at him. It doesn`t take long...
Aaj Ke Ladke Aur Ladkiyan
Ek Bus Mein College Ke Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ki Team Ek Trip Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi, Raste Mein Vo Bore Na Ho To Vo Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye Tyaar Ho Gaye.
Girls: Hum Tumko Harakar Dikhayenge....
Sandals Ki Warranty
Ek Aurat Ka Pati Naukri Karta Tha. Pati Ke Naukri Jane Ke Bad Vo Apne Premi Ko Ghar Pe Bulati Aur Dono Shuriu Ho Jaate The. Ek Din Uska Premi Uske Liye Bade Costly Sandals Aur Kapde Leke Aaya...
Santa Ka Ling!!!
Santa Pehli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karwane Ke Liye Gaya. Santa Ne Reservation Form Mein "Ling/Sex" Wale Column Me Likh Diya "7 Inch" Aur Form Submit Kar Diya. Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne...
Enter From the rear
I ran in to Bill the other day and he clearly looked very distraught. I asked him what was wrong. Bill said: As you know, I am looking for employment. I found an ad in the paper for a part in local dinner theater...
