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![Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: 4 Flowers.<br />
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: 11 Flowers.<br />
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: A Garden!]()
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Pappu: 4 Flowers.
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?
Pappu: 11 Flowers.
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?
Pappu: A Garden! -
![Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?<br />
Patient: Good news, please.<br />
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you!<br />]()
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Patient: Good news, please.
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you! -
![During Exam:<br /><br />
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.<br />
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!]()
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Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone! -
![A smart woman never yells at a man.<br />
He must be afraid of her gaze!]()
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He must be afraid of her gaze! -
![Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?<br />
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.<br />
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?<br />
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head?]()
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Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?
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![Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?<br />
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya?
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!]()
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Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin! -
Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Basant Panchami hai !!! -
![Jeeto: I think our neighbour died!<br/>
Santa: Who, Ray?<br/>
Jeeto: I don't think cheering is appropriate!]()
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Santa: Who, Ray?
Jeeto: I don't think cheering is appropriate! -
![Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.<br/>
Jeeto: Twelve years!]()
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Jeeto: Twelve years! -
![Girl: Describe me in one word.<br/>
Boy: Mine!]()
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Boy: Mine!
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