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![Santa: My wife calls me iPhone.<br/>
Banta: Because you're classy?<br/>
Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything!]()
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Banta: Because you're classy?
Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything! -
![Banta: I wake up every morning depressed. Any idea what this condition is called?<br/>
Santa: Married!]()
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Santa: Married! -
![Santa: My wife knows me so well that she finishes my sentences.</br>
Banta: Wow, so romantic. But how's it even possible?</br>
Santa: Super easy, she just says `Shut up`!]()
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![Banta: What is the difference between 'Paneer Masala' and 'Paneer Tikka Masala'?</br>
Santa: The latter one is vaccinated!]()
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![Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?</br>
Santa: Tere Paas Biwi Hai Ya Girlfriend?</br>
Banta: Biwi.</br>
Santa: To Phir Sunday Hai!]()
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![Santa: My wife always tells me those three words.</br>
Banta: I love you?</br>
Santa: No, Stop Embarrassing Me!]()
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![Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.</br>
Santa: It must be my 'weekend' immune system!]()
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![Doctor: Who did this to you?</br>
Santa: Wife</br>
Doctor: Why?</br>
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.</br>
Doctor: Then?</br>
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!]()
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![At a Police Station:</br>
Santa: I want to talk to the thief who broke into my house last night.</br>
Police Officer: Why do you want to talk to him?</br>
Santa: I just want to know how he got into my house without waking up my wife. I've been trying it for years!]()
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![Santa: Hey, this is not fair. You only call when you need something from me.<br/>
Bank Employee: Mister, your loan installment is overdue!]()
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Bank Employee: Mister, your loan installment is overdue!
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