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![Banta: OMG, you have a black eye. Who did that to you?<br/>
Santa: My wife.<br/>
Banta: I thought she was at her parents' home.<br/>
Santa: That's what I thought too!]()
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Santa: My wife.
Banta: I thought she was at her parents' home.
Santa: That's what I thought too! -
![Banta: What did you get on Christmas?<br/>
Santa: My wife went to buy a Christmas present for me but then she saw a beautiful purse. So she bought a pair of shoes for her!]()
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Santa: My wife went to buy a Christmas present for me but then she saw a beautiful purse. So she bought a pair of shoes for her! -
![Jeeto: You tell a man something, it goes into one ear and comes out of the other.<br/>
Santa: You tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of the mouth!]()
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Santa: You tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of the mouth! -
![While in this farmers' protest Santa was cornered by the media.<br/>
Media: What are you protesting for?<br/>
Santa: The govt should remove the three laws and keep only one law.<br/>
Media: You mean remove the recent 3 farm laws?<br/>
Santa: No. the Mother-in-law, the Father-in-law and the Brother-in-law.<br/>
Media: And which law should be kept?<br/>
Santa: Only Sister-in-law!]()
Upload to Facebook While in this farmers' protest Santa was cornered by the media.
Media: What are you protesting for?
Santa: The govt should remove the three laws and keep only one law.
Media: You mean remove the recent 3 farm laws?
Santa: No. the Mother-in-law, the Father-in-law and the Brother-in-law.
Media: And which law should be kept?
Santa: Only Sister-in-law! -
![Jeeto: What is your New Year's resolution?<br/>
Santa: I don't know. You haven't told me!]()
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Santa: I don't know. You haven't told me! -
![Santa: My wife and I share the same passion.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: I want to travel and she wants me to go away!]()
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Banta: How?
Santa: I want to travel and she wants me to go away! -
![Doctor: Do you have a problem with alcohol?<br/>
Santa: No, I have a problem without alcohol!]()
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Santa: No, I have a problem without alcohol! -
![Jeeto: Would you care to explain why the bottle of whisky you bought yesterday is half empty?<br/>
Santa: It's because you're a pessimist!]()
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Santa: It's because you're a pessimist! -
![Santa: You know? My uncle is now resting in peace.<br/>
Banta: I had no clue your uncle died.<br/>
Santa: No, the one who died was my aunt!]()
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Banta: I had no clue your uncle died.
Santa: No, the one who died was my aunt! -
![Jeeto: Honey, the car is getting hot. What should I do?<br/>
Santa: Tell the car you have a headache!]()
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Santa: Tell the car you have a headache!
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