• Son: Dad, what happens when you die?<br />
Dad: You go to heaven.<br />
Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff?Upload to Facebook
    Son: Dad, what happens when you die?
    Dad: You go to heaven.
    Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff?
  • Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?<br />
Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?
    Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was!
  • Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...<br />
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit! Upload to Facebook
    Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...
    It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit!
  • English: Don't worry Mahesh.<br />
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!Upload to Facebook
    English: Don't worry Mahesh.
    Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!
  • Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...<br />
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They too have 'fillings' inside!Upload to Facebook
    Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...
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    They too have 'fillings' inside!
  • The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!Upload to Facebook
    The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!
  • I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!Upload to Facebook
    I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!
  • You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?<br />
That's what it's like having kids!Upload to Facebook
    You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?
    That's what it's like having kids!
  • The word queue is ironic.<br />
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line!Upload to Facebook
    The word queue is ironic.
    It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line!
  • School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.<br />
They just want to know if you have made it in life or not!Upload to Facebook
    School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.
    They just want to know if you have made it in life or not!
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