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![A Narcissist's Prayer:<br /><br />
That didn't happen.<br />
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.<br />
And if it was, that's not a big deal.<br />
And if it is, that's not my fault.<br />
And if it was, I didn't mean it.<br />
And if I did, You deserved it!]()
Upload to Facebook A Narcissist's Prayer:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, You deserved it! -
![What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
<br />
That is pollution....<br /><br />
What happens if all of them drown?
<br />
That is a solution ....!!!]()
Upload to Facebook What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution....
What happens if all of them drown?
That is a solution ....!!! -
I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.
She didn't know 'I' existed. -
Dad: A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
Family: Ok, so?
Dad: They gave me another one free of charge. -
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others...
The same applies when you are stupid. -
![Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?<br/>
They break out in hives!]()
Upload to Facebook Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?
They break out in hives! -
![I was walking past a farm and a sign said `Duck, eggs`<br/>
I thought: `That's an unnecessary comma` and then it hit me!]()
Upload to Facebook I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs"
I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me! -
![The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`<br/>
I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?`]()
Upload to Facebook The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`
I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?` -
![Rainy days are so good. You can open all the windows and drink a cold beer in your underwear.<br/>
Not sure why my Uber driver is threatening to call the cops!]()
Upload to Facebook Rainy days are so good. You can open all the windows and drink a cold beer in your underwear.
Not sure why my Uber driver is threatening to call the cops! -
![My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex.<br/>
They are watch dogs!]()
Upload to Facebook My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex.
They are watch dogs!
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